Sometimes you have to laugh or you'll never stop crying

Thank the heavens for The Onion. I really needed a good laugh.

Headlines from this week's Onion
Special: Disaster In The Delta
God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again
Officials Uncertain Whether To Save Or Shoot Victims
Nation's Politicians Applaud Great Job They're Doing
Area Man Drives Food There His Goddamned Self
Bush: 'It Has Been Brought To My Attention That There Was Recently A Bad Storm'