Words of Wisdom

Laura Kightlinger

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

Homer Simpson

Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

Janeane Garofalo & Ben Stiller

Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young adult... Many people are often wrong... Don't bother being nice. Being popular and well liked is not in your best interest. Let me be more clear; if you behave in a manner pleasing to most, then you are probably doing something wrong. The masses have never been arbiters of the sublime, and they often fail to recognize the truly great individual. Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

Janeane Garafalo

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.